I'm just the bitch who makes the biscuits.
If anyone asks, I wasn't here and neither were you.

(Source: tropius)

Reblogged from flirting-x, Posted by nyamilk.
Reblogged from junkou, Posted by k1mkardashian.

i thought u couldn’t teach religion in public schools


like when beyonce said “i woke up this way: flawless” she’s saying that flawless is not dependent on how she looks at a given moment; by dent of being alive, just by being authentic to herself, she’s flawless. 

not “i woke up with this hair laid and makeup did and decked out clothes”. which is how everyone else apparently interpreted it.

Reblogged from janiexo, Posted by janiexo.

Shoutout my sister’s sriracha hot sauce water bottle LOL